Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Christmas, Christ, Jesus, God, God, God, God, Salvation, Christmas, JESUS.

Alright, now that I've offended half of you (that would be roughly two readers), I'd like to go so far as to ALIENATE you as well.

On CHRISTmas eve, when Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas, if you say it real slow, y'know, the way us red-staters talk and think), breaks into your homes via your uncovered, wood burning chimnies (You tree killer/environment murderer!) and deposites toys under the RanaHanaKwanzMas bush for all the good boys and girls, he's really infultrating your homes, leaving an aura of RELIGION behind! And CATHOLICISM at that! QUICKLY! THE OLD FAT GUY MUST BE STOPPED!!!

It's a Catholic conspiracy! The Catholics have tricked you with that whole "bowl full of jelly" thing just to get the fat man into your house! Then he spreads his magic Catholic powder in all of the corners of your home!! BE FOREWARNED!!! SANTA IS COMING IN THE NIGHT FOR YOUR CHILDREN!!!!


Blogger Abby said...

Ha! No offense taken here. We actually had a very similar discussion along these same lines this morning at work!

11:12 PM  

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