Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Ways to make work even MORE like anal rape

Way #167:

Purchase toilet tissue that is courser than sand paper made out of granite and diamond shards so that after taking care of my business I have to waddle back to my cubicle because I've been horribly violated by stiff, noisy bone white paper.

**thanks to MLS for the idea**


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