Wednesday, January 05, 2005

What you don't know

is that computer support has been long considered one of china's harshest and most abominable torture techniques. It can wear down the most stout-hearted, and has been known to turn previously well individuals into deranged, weaping idiots.

basically, eating glass is more emotionally fulfilling. at least you know you'll die of internal bleeding eventually, and the agony will stop. phone support contains no such relief.

(thanks to M.L.S. for the theory)

1 Comments:

Blogger Gretchen said...

Your posts make me picture you in this darkened little cave of an office with nothing but the glow of computer screens to keep you company. :)

12:34 PM  

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