Friday, March 18, 2005

The only circumstances under which I'd drive a hummer

Y'know. So that I could blow up the stupid idiot in the bananna yellow hummer that pulled out of The Coffee Tree without looking to see that I had the fricking right away.

Oh yeah, and photon torpedos. If I could have a hummer with photon torpedos (to blow up the bananna yellow hummer,...bla bla bla...), I'd totally drive a hummer. But it'd have to be a military hummer. Not one of those damned sissy trophy car hummers that's bananna yellow and has two car seats in the back.


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