Friday, March 18, 2005

Talking makes me unable to breathe

My husband'll be pleased to hear that. It means the condition for the possibility exists that I may actually shut up. Too bad my job involves talking incessantly. Y'know, till I'm literally blue in the face. From that whole not breathing thing. So I can say literally. Because I really WILL turn blue. Unlike the people who'll literally die of embarrasment. Well, that's not true, they will. After I literally kill them for abusing the word "literally."


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home