Clever marketing, or desparation?
Before I get too sidetracked--has Mr. King had some work done?? He's looking a little stretched.
Anyways, back on task. Katrina coverage has waned, but as soon as Rita looked like it could be ugly, coverage became non-stop. I'm not sure if CNN is looking for a way to spice it, up or appear to be different from their competetors, or even if they were really that out of possible analysts... Who's Larry's guest???
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.
I shit you not. And yes, this is how he's billed at the bottom of the screen. Not Bill Nye, science consultant, Bill Nye, meteorologist... it's Bill Nye the science guy (bill bill bill bill). And he's talking about mathmatical formulas and huricanes... and I was scared.
Of course, VH1 had him on one of their I Love the Whatevers... and he was talking about some female pop person saying he'd hit that. AKK. Bill, I sacrificed saturday morning cartoons to be edjumikated and entertained by your cool yet silly science antics. It's like finding out your first grade teacher was doing the janitor! Oh the betrayal!!
And whenever I think of larry king's overstretched skin, all I can think of is that stupid Welsh's grape juice commercial he does. HELP.