Friday, September 02, 2005

The evil that is Karl Rove

You see, it turns out that Bush was not able to starve enough children by making changes to the school lunch program, and he wasn't able to kill enough old people by proposing changes to Social Security (it was still a better idea when Clinton proposed personalized accounts--HE wanted to put 6% in, where Bush only wants to put in 3, but another story for another day)... so he had to get us into war in Iraq and Afganistan.

Turns out he wasn't able to kill enough people by going into his "war for oil," nor were his environmental policies creating enough polution, so he gave Karl Rove a new mission: devise a weather machine to destroy gulf coast cities. I present to you:


Enemy of democrats, the environment and the fastest man alive, THE FLASH!!!


Blogger Rob said...

You pick up comics today, too?

11:20 PM  
Blogger TLG said...

nope. Had too much poorness. Besides, that'd mean parking. In Oakland. After driving there. WITH GAS. Jeff might be holding my comics till I can bike up that hill where the zoo is.

11:38 PM  

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