Monday, September 12, 2005

It's not me, my pantyhose are retarded.

Ok, I always thought I was too fat or something, so I'd keep buying bigger ones, but then they'd be too big everywhere except where I needed them to be--in the inseam. I don't know why it's taken me like ten years to realize that I'm too fricking tall for pantyhose. It's not me. It's the stupid pantyhose. frffr

Who the hell do they design these things for anyways?

4 Comments:

Blogger HMC said...

I think the more important question is who is designing these things? Men, that's who. Or sadistic women. If I controlled the fashion world, women would never have to wear pantyhose or tights. Just nice socks or those stretchy yoga pants. Mmm...they are so comfortable. But I would also make it my life's mission to promote the image of the normal woman. Those tall, skinny women would be freaks and the women who bulge in some places and sag in others would be goddesses. It would be so good...

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Daily Dog said...

You could always cut of the feet.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Daily Dog said...

OFF OFF
I did it again.
It always happens on your site.
I make stupid mistakes I'm not supposed to make.

3:18 PM  
Blogger HMC said...

Very nice.
That comment was like a poem.
That touched my burnt out brain
With letters.

=)

3:57 PM  

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