Bizzaro hope that Lana not the one Jor El talk about. Bizzaro like Lana so much. Chloe is way worse than Lana. It was so awful when she beat that guy up.
Bizzaro watch Kolchak now. Creepy isn't in this season. Bizzaro hates zombies the worst, he hopes there no zombies on this show ever. There shouldn't be zombies any time. Snowball likes zombies. Snowball doesn't hide when she sees them. Sometimes she doesn't poop under dining room table, either because she's so happy about zombies.
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