Saturday, October 22, 2005

The facts of life.

I sended a text message to my friend Kara and I said I loved her and she was my friend. And I told James I should also say she could be my friend with special privelages if she wanted. He said if I got Kara, he should get her friend Lynn. But I told him no. If he's with another girl, it's infidelity. If I'm with another girl, it's just hot.

PS. I also discovered today that underwear arn't just a social convention. They serve an actual purpose.

7 Comments:

Blogger HMC said...

Dare I ask what purpose you have discovered?

8:27 AM  
Blogger TLG said...

The protective barrier between you and the abrasive fabric of your jeans?

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Heatheranne said...

My husband is so generous. He reminds me all the time that I could have another woman if I wanted, as long as he could watch. Isn't that the sweetest thing? I tell him that if he could get me Madonna, he'd have a deal. And on special days (depending on my mood) I'd go for Angelina Jolie.

6:02 PM  
Blogger HMC said...

I don't find jeans that abrasive. I use underwears to keep my butt warm.

Don't you and James have a celebrity to-do list? It's the list of celebrities you have the go ahead and do if the occasion should arrive. For instance, I have Christian Bale, Viggo Mortensen, and scruffy Hugh Jackman on my list. *rowr*

11:40 AM  
Blogger TLG said...

So you go after superheroes ;) Batman, wolverine, Aragorn. The Do list?? I think it's short for both of us, and topped by Angelina Jolie. Which works out well, cuz she's freaky enough to do both of us.

11:50 AM  
Blogger HMC said...

You found me out. My Do list is super. I'd do Angelina Jolie as well. However, she's on my "Women I'd go Gay for" along with Catherine Zeta-Jones. =)

2:24 PM  
Blogger john said...

wow...I think I see all of you in a new light now..

2:08 PM  

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