How it went down.
James: Where am I? What is this place? The bright lights!!!
HOLY SHIT, I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL THIS TIME!! I thought I was doing a Live Action Roll Play... I was the zombie!!
Music for frozen coffee-slurping suburban punks who drive to the mall in their mommy's minivans to buy Star Wars t-shirts and heavy metal key chains from Hot Topic on Sunday mornings. I'm sad that I'm crazy. I'm even sadder that you're stupid.