No Jenn, No There Isn't.
Jenn asks: "Are there any words for this horrific abuse of fabric?"
The part that makes this particularly horrifying is:
1) I know someone who would pay thousands of dollars for this dress.
2) I know she would wear it.
3) Casually. Like, to work, or dinner or a play or something.
4) This is a wedding dress.
There are so many levels of horror here that I can't even get into it all. YEEUG, yeug. BLEK