Wednesday, October 05, 2005

No, really.

I should start posting all the hystarical things I overhear.

Mom said this last night:

Mary! Mary! Where the hell are you? Are you going to pick up that pizza or what? Mary ordered a pizza, but she won't go pick it up. What a shithead.

(mary walks in the door with a pizza)

There you are. I just called you a shithead for not picking up your pizza.


Or end monologue, whatever. Then mom gets mad that mary's mad that she called mary a shithead, then felt the need to tell her about it when she was in the clear. I dont understand people.



You know you can eat the eyeballs, right? They have water in them. Then you can replace the eyes with grapes. It's like glass eyes, for fish.



Anonymous Spring said...

You overhear some very, um, "interesting" conversations. That eyeball one made me a little queasy. Don't think I'll ever trust a grape again, heh.

1:18 AM  
Blogger HMC said...

People are made of mostly water. Can we eat them?

7:32 AM  
Blogger The BLS said...

*hysterical giggling*

2:44 PM  

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