Sunday, October 09, 2005

A ride on the wedgie machine

The wedgie machine called life, if you will. Not to be confused with my trip to sandcastle this summer. BTW, wouldn't sandcastle be awesome if they had like heated water, and you could go in the winter?? That'd be smokin'

Anyways... I explained to a friend exactly how my weekend plans had gotten changed. The conversation went a little something like this.

Friend: They at least give you some KY for that?

Me: No. Which explains the anal bleeding.

Friend: You got screwed. Hard.

Me: Screwed implies a modicum of concent. This was flat out rape. Is sodomy legal in this state?


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