James: And because you're mean.
Me: I'm not mean! Jesus loves me, Goddamnit!
Brad: I never had any problems with Comcast, really.
Me: Me neither. Except for those unfortunate times when the cable goes out, and I can't call them to bitch about it because my phone service is also through them.
James: Does underwear go in the dryer?
Me: Yes (thinking: only if you want them to get DRY!!!)