They bring me doughnuts in supplication
It certainly isn't because of their personal hygene, or because they treat me so nice.
On an equally desperate "cry for help" note, a friend just said that Sadam Hussain and J. K. Rowling are in league with satan.
Lets see... killed thousands of his own people... fictional boy that has brough joy to millions.
No, no. I think comparing J. K. Rowling to Sadam is like comparing Hitler to... well... anybody. It just falls flat. And is kind of insulting along the way.