To Heather... My Bad.
I totally have had a stabbing pain in my eyeball since I got home from Eat N Park last night. I wonder if your eyeball can get food poisoning.
Mom got into a car accident. Jenn's gunna walk up here then we're gunna go see her at the ER. Why? Why not. Also wanna find out from dad if her car needs a "pickup and dropoff" or a tow. How the hell can you get rearended on the highway?? WTF? It's not like the beltway around washington where it's bumper to bumper and everyone's going 70.
I need fishnet stockings. It's very important.