All the worlds a stage...
Guy at work: I'm starting to collect a pretty large amount of useless Wal*Mart information.
Me: It'll be useful if you're ever on Jeopardy and there's a Walmart category.
Music for frozen coffee-slurping suburban punks who drive to the mall in their mommy's minivans to buy Star Wars t-shirts and heavy metal key chains from Hot Topic on Sunday mornings. I'm sad that I'm crazy. I'm even sadder that you're stupid.