Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I am an oppressed minority

I am an oppressed minority.

My people have put up with these laws specifically written to oppress and suppress us for far too long.  You construct discriminatory laws designed solely to persecute Buccaneer Americans. We follow your laws! We pay your taxes! Since the Europeans came, we have been deposed by the Coast Guard from our rightful place roaming the coasts to feed and clothe ourselves. Our people can no longer rape or pillage.  In the digital age, we have found new means to exercise our age-old traditions of piracy.  The DMCA is an oppressive law conceived and paid for by the bigoted RIAA and Motion Picture Industry and must be overturned, if my people are to be free to live out their heritage in America, the country that prides itself on inclusiveness and tolerance.


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