Ok, NOW I'm insulted.
| You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.|
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Can someone explain to me why Fr. Stephen over at Catholic Ragemonkey comes up at BATMAN, and I'm CAPTAIN JACK?? And not even Captain Jack for Dr Who, who keeps sonic weaponry in his ass, but CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!?
*sniff* At least I came up Batman on the comic book test. I think it was the two guns being better than one and my friends thinking I'm a few fries short a happy meal that tipped that quiz.